Cheetoh Poem

You know you’re hammered
when you’ve staggered to the machine in the rain
and bought Three Musketeers instead of Snickers.

And you misread the E-7.

So now you’ve got
a bag of those sun fire Cheetos.

Not the regular kind.

And there’s not enough water at the waterfall
to slake your thirst as those sunfire Cheetos burned your ass.

Then you died lonely from thirst.

And your body was found with orange teeth …